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How to Survive the Winter

As we all know, the winter is a very deadly and scary time. As Mr. Winter has attempted to take our men down, our resistance has only increased. Even though he gets stronger every season, our power has also increased. He has always tried to bring us to the very edge of extinction, so now I will share a few pro-tips to live by in case you are targeted by Mr. Winter:

 

Food:

One of the most important things you will need to eat/drink is soup! Another important thing to drink is hot drinks such as tea or milk (but it’s still inferior to soup). If you do not eat and/or drink these, you will barely be able to survive- and we cannot let him win…

 

Weapons and Equipment:

Equipment you will need is an umbrella. An umbrella is a wet man’s best friend. You see, if Mr. Winter decides to cry his tears of evil, then an umbrella would be your best hope to say safe from him and his cold fits of precipitation-inducing rage.

 

Armour:

Mr. Winter’s remarkably icy breath can give you an especially bad flu, so you are better off wearing thicker coats, jackets, scarves, gloves and hats. And if parents order you to wear more protective armour, you’re better off obeying them this time… 

 

At your base:

When you’re back at your home, it’s best if you have a heater turned on in the room. This is so that Mr. Winter’s cold breath doesn’t get you, because heat from the heater shall protect its owner forever.

 

The fallen men:

Every year around 56,000 people die from the flu, so unless you want to be one of those 56,000 people, take these safety precautions seriously.

 

Caution: Always be aware of Mr. Winter just in case he targets you…

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