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Riddles and Puns

Post published:December 4, 2019
Post author:Ahmad Abd El Baki, Omar El Deeb
Post category:General

Relieve any tense moment with these riddles and puns! Test your friends to help unwind before an exam. Warning: doing too many of these at a time will result in a significant drop in your social life… What gets bigger…

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

˙ǝsnoɥ ʎɹoʇs-ǝuo ɐ sʇᴉ—ʎuɐ ʇ,uǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ :ɹǝʍsuɐ

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

Because they are such fungis.

Snakes can predict earthquakes

Apricity

The warm rays of sun in the winter

“Always look people in the eye, even if they’re blind. Just say “I’m looking you in the eye, but it doesn’t seem to be doing much.”

~Phil Dunphy, Phil’s-osophy