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Read more about the article How To Survive Parents Evening: A Parody

How To Survive Parents Evening: A Parody

  • Post published:November 13, 2019
  • Post author:By: Salma Hafez
  • Post category:General/School Events

Do wear your school uniform; it makes it easier later on.   Avoid looking teachers or parents in the eye; as soon as they enter school, they are NOT themselves. If you see your friends wearing ‘outside clothes’, run. The bathroom is where you…

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