How To Survive Parents Evening: A Parody

Post published:November 13, 2019
Post author:By: Salma Hafez
Post category:General School Events

Do wear your school uniform; it makes it easier later on. Avoid looking teachers or parents in the eye; as soon as they enter school, they are NOT themselves. If you see your friends wearing ‘outside clothes’, run. The bathroom is where you…

What question can you never answer yes to?

¿dǝǝlsɐ noʎ ǝɹ∀ :ɹǝʍsu∀

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

A group of owls is called a parliament.

Anechdoche

A conversation in which everyone is talking, but no one is listening.

“We do what we have to so we can do what we want to”

– James Farmer