Relieve any tense moment with these riddles and puns! Test your friends to help unwind before an exam.
Warning: doing too many of these at a time will result in a significant drop in your social life…
- What gets bigger the more you take out of it?
Answer: A hole!
- What has holes but carries water?
Answer: A sponge!
- What type of shoes do frogs wear?
Answer: Open toad!
- What has a face but no hands or legs?
Answer: A clock!
- What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Answer: A mushroom!
- What becomes shorter when you add to letters to it
Answer: Short!
- What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Answer: No time, No sea!
- What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
Answer: The letter R
- What is so fragile that just saying its name breaks it?
Answer: Silence
- How much money does a pirate pay for corn?
Answer: A buccaneer
- What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
Answer: A Nervous Wreck
- What begins with T, ends with T, and has “T” in it?
Answer: A Teapot
- When it is alive, we sing; when it is dead we clap our hands-
what is it?
Answer: Birthday Candles.
- What has a bottom at the top?
Answer: Legs
- What has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
Answer: A river
- The more you take the more you leave behind, what are they?
Answer: Footsteps
- After a train crashed, every single person died. Who survived?
Answer: The couples
- What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg
- What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
Answer: the letter M
- What kind of tree can you hold in your hand?
Answer: A palm tree
- What can make an octopus laugh?
Answer: tentacles (ten tickles)
- I have bubbles, a pipe and a mouth to drink my soap. What am I?
Answer: A bathtub?
- What is the last letter to this sequence and why? JFMAMJJASON
Answer: D, the sequence is going by the first letter of the months
- Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: It wasn’t peeling well!
- What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Answer: Thunderwears
- What do you call a thieving crocodile?
Answer: A crook-odile
- What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Answer: An investigator
- It can be cracked, it can be made, it can be told, it can be played. What is it?
Answer: Jokes
- People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
Answer: Plates and Cutlery
- I’m tall when I’m young and short when I’m old. What am I?
Answer: A Candle
- What starts with M, and ends with an X, and has a never-ending number of letters?
Answer: A Mailbox!
- Take off my skin, and I won’t cry, but you will, what am I?
Answer: Onion
- What has a head and a tail, is brown, and has no legs? Answer: A Penny!
