Elvix (A Short Story)

Post published:November 24, 2024
Post author:By: Tehillah Safari
Post category:General

The fluorescent lights in the lab shine bright as the interviewer, Hazel, gets settled. I observed her as she fumbled with her elaborate equipment and planned questions, her intrigue for this interview palpable. She clears her throat and begins “Hello Elvix, I'm…

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

˙ǝsnoɥ ʎɹoʇs-ǝuo ɐ sʇᴉ—ʎuɐ ʇ,uǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ :ɹǝʍsuɐ

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

Because they are such fungis.

Snakes can predict earthquakes

Apricity

The warm rays of sun in the winter

“Always look people in the eye, even if they’re blind. Just say “I’m looking you in the eye, but it doesn’t seem to be doing much.”

~Phil Dunphy, Phil’s-osophy