A Comic – by Osama El-Khawagi

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

˙ǝsnoɥ ʎɹoʇs-ǝuo ɐ sʇᴉ—ʎuɐ ʇ,uǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ :ɹǝʍsuɐ

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

Because they are such fungis.

Snakes can predict earthquakes

Apricity

The warm rays of sun in the winter

“Always look people in the eye, even if they’re blind. Just say “I’m looking you in the eye, but it doesn’t seem to be doing much.”

~Phil Dunphy, Phil’s-osophy